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Somehow Brit Brit managed to fly all the way to India over Christmas break and then fly back again without one pap following her ass. That's what the Mirror claims anyway.

When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it's Tuesday. Well, fuck that shit! Grab your bong and make sweet, sweet, sweeeet love to it. There's reason to celebrate! Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui. Maui Wowie!

Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat. - Mary Read Runners-up: In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately? - Starvis Absolut zeroes. - jiggywiddit

The National Enquirer (according to celebitchy) reports this week that celebrity chef / annoying cunt Rachel Ray shared a recipe in Modern Dog magazine called “Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar”.  And there's even a picture of her dog eating a bowl of the stuff, but is it really a bowl of ... Murder!

Both Sean Penn and "Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface).

I read this story about Drew Barrymore's new piece on UsWeekly and decided to glance at the comments. It seems that some think that Drew is the whore of Hollywood because she's fucked around with a few guys. I have this argument all the time on what constitutes a real big slut. From what I know, Drew isn't a member of the slut club. She's probably dated or effed a handful of dudes in the past year. That isn't slutty! That's kind of pilgrim-ish actually!

Well, there you have it. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to a boy baby yesterday in Palmer, Alaska and the world didn't end. Go figure. Bristol's memaw's sister opened her fat mouth and confirmed the news to People. According to her, they have named their kid Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

Xenu no!! In an interview with The Sun, Tommy Girl says he wants to use Stepford Katie's uterus like a Duggar's to have 7 more tiny Scientologists. Tommy's peen hole must be sewn shut to keep the Scientolospermies from creeping out. This planet cannot handle anymore.

Birthday: 1967ish Age: 41ish Birth Name: Christine Marinoni Original Date of HS of the Day: December 25, 2008 Claim to Fame: Rojo is known for giving the world the gift of grace and beauty. She is the light in all of our lives. She is the reason we breathe.

DENISE RICHARDS IS DOING GREAT – the first pictures of Denise Richards starring in a Bollywood movie are making the rounds today, and I've never seen an entire Indian movie, but I like to assume they’re all still like this.  Because I’m incredibly racist.

Lets not beat around the bush: Katy Perry has one of the best celebrity bodies I’ve ever seen.  You could never tell before because she’s an annoying dork who always wraps that shit up, but this week she was down in Mexico and HOLY CRAP those things are fantastic.

Billie Piper is a bigger celebrity in the UK than she is here, but she does star in the Showtime series, "Something Something Something Callgirl".  And now she stars in the creepy images I can’t un-see after breastfeeding on Miami beach this weekend.  God I absolutely hate kids.  They ruin everything.  Her chest might as well have snakes coming out it it's so damn creepy.(picture source = Splash)

The Daily News says today that, even though they renewed their wedding vows just three months ago, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will reportedly file for divorce just after Valentines Day.  Gatecrasher says...

Back now to todays Top Story, the big tittied triumph of Katy Perry down in Mexico, the fist decent pictures to ever show off her kick ass rack.  I don’t think it would kill her to lose a few inches from her waist, but she more than makes up for it with her big awesome chest and the way she's pounding alcohol.  Which reminds me, if she likes laying on her back and sucking on things so much, I got something right here she can wrap her lips around.  It’s a bottle of water.  She needs to drink lots of water if she's gonna spend time in the sun.

Self Service magazine is one of those mags that basically just publishes photos of naked models and calls it "High Fashion Photography." Whatever they call it, I'm cool with it. Especially when they have photos like these Lydia Heart...

Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole...

So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman...

If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and...

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again? No fucking way. (DListed) Lindsay Lohan and her "watter bottle" are back. (PopSugar) Mariah Carey says she ain't preggers. (Pink is the New Blog) Hilary Duff rockin' the tight ass jeans. (Popoholic) Rihanna loves the...

Every now and again, we like to pop across the pond and see who's the hot new hottie in the UK. Well, according to the new Maxim UK edition, that hottie is Imogen Bailey. Though you'll have to go...

As Bond Girls go, there have been some famous names filling the ranks of James Bond's loves. Ursula Andres, Jane Seymour, Carole Bouquet, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Eva Green, and many, many more. And now, the best Bond Girl...